Oh labour unions, Why do we despiseth thee so?
1) Your sour angry faces scrunched up in righteous indignation. Do you sleep with that expression, too?
2) Your inability to tell the present time from the 19th and early 20th century. Time to take off your marxist glasses.
3) Your idiotic linking together of your entrenched monopoly on employer/employee relationships with the rise and fall of the middle class. Trust me, the middle class won't even notice when you finally obsolescent yourselves out of history.
4) Raised fist salute. Translation: Yeah, communism sucks, but I've managed to claw my way to the top of the dung heap. And I intend to stay there, Tovarishch!
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5) Coordinating clothes. Red, again?
6) Your associates. Red, again?
7) Your hive-minds. And your pathetic grasp of history.
8) Your "silent" protests. Hive-minders think group displays are awesome!
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