Weiner - Egads. Who wants a text of your thingy? You have a shallow conscience and you lack integrity. You would be a detriment to NYC.
Weiner's wife - WTH?? Leave the bastard. Scared he'll become mayor and you'll have missed your chance to share the spotlight? Ewww, prostrating yourself before your husband's career, how humiliating.
NSA spying - Mixed feelings. We have to protect ourselves from the losers with small brains who would like to hurt us. But at the same time, it's good to know it's being done so when conservative leaning groups start to be harassed by liberal governmental agencies we can trace it back and maybe stop it.
IRS scandal - McCarthyism, but without the outrage since it's not being done to groups on the Left. Oh, how lefty groups wish it could be them, instead.
Zimmerman hatred - Perceived group dissing trumps bad schools and high murder rates in the Black community every time.